Jan 2nd 2014 by DoubleDickDude • 47 Questions • 3197 Points
I'm the guy with two penises. The original post was here: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1u3rj2/man_with_2_penises/
I bet your dad won all the arguments if any other parent compared their kids to you.
"well Andrew, my kid has two dicks. So Andy Jr. can suck it twice."
LOLLOLOL I'll have to ask him.
I'll post a pic soon. ;)
varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol
in my mid teens. Yeah. Now, hell no.
snug? ;) Its nice. i like hearing the moaning from the person I'm squeezed inside of.
My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I'm probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.
Has having both ever landed you in a situation where you wish that you only had one normal penis?
Do they both hang to one side of your pants, or do they split the seam?
when i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.
Do you shower at the Y or wait until you get home? How do you deal with the triple takes? I'm assuming you get stares and not just sneak-a-peaks.
I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There've been times where I've had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.
Serious question - when you pee, do you pee from both? I imagine that would get tricky at times.
yup and its not tricky, ive pee'd from both all my life. ;)
Yes. the right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol
Are you a Ghostbusters fan? Have you ever crossed the streams?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. you can never cross the streams, it would be bad.
when hard, yes.
I honestly expected to see one teensy extra wiener when I clicked on the link yesterday but was surprised to see they were similar in size. Are you happy they are that way or would a lil one have been easier to deal with?
I like them the way they are. They're more proportionate to each other than they look in photos. im limited to holding the camera myself. If one had been smaller, it'd be more difficult to deal with. So yeah I like that they're the way they are.
Have you ever considered a career in porn? Serious question.
Yes I did, a few years ago. But decided against it. its one thing to be unique its another thing to be a novelty. i'd only be popular for so long and then i'd just be another blip in the hiccup of the porn business. the pay is shit from what ive seen and I don't need money, I'm comfortable now. Besides, i can't figure a value for my dignity. the only reason I let photos out is because i thought people might like to know, at least one guy with two normal dicks exists. all the others are pretty scary looking and i feel for them.
Thanks for doing this AMA by the way !
What type of reaction do you get from women you are with ?
Do you tend to warn them before hand ?
I've been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It's sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I dont talk about it otherwise, like if im not going to have sex with you, you wont know i've got two dicks. lol
And you're welcome. So tell me, what's it like having a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time? Any awkwardness between the three of you?
Actually no awkardness. They were a couple before they mutually started dating me. She is straight, and he is bisexual and discovered he was when after four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we've been together since.
always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both been equally rock hard.
do you know if this was a genetic mutation or a developmental abnormality? Also, does having both penises stimulated at the same time feel better than a single one being stimulated?
its congenital and its from some crazy shit going on during development in the womb. my mom had some difficulties leading up to me being born and they noticed somethign was up with the ultrasound but not clearly till i came out with two dicks.
stimulation of both at the same time feels good, but better when they are being sucked or are inside someone. jerking them at the same time just feels like jerking... too hard. i ususlly just jerk the right one.
LOL I have, and I can, but usually just jerk the right one. The left one gets caught up in the mayhem sometimes, but either way he gets off too. lol
Medical professional here with some questions. Have you had urological studies done to see how your urethra drains into both penises and if you have any other duplication of internal organs(like your prostate)?
Did they offer any sort of explanation as to the embryological cause of it?
had one issue in my teens. the Y intersection where my urethra splits into two had some tension issues and was ballooning until the pressure was enough to force the urine up and out. So they did some minor surgery and used catheters to stretch and open up the Y some. no problems since. one prostate, but it's bigger than average and it produces more seminal fluid than most, so at least once a week or so it has to be squeezed when i orgasm to release all the fluid. as for the how? i don't know all the details, they told my mom that it could have been a lot worse and that i was rarer than boys who were on record. my mom refused a lot of tests and studies. she didn't want me feeling like a freak growing up and told me i was special since i had two and everyone else had one. ;)
Im very curious as to what the story of how you lost your virginity went.
I should write a book about it. lol
What is the worst thing about having two penises?
What is the best thing?
Do you pee/ejaculate out of both?
How does it affect your sex life?
Sorry if these are too personal but I'm just really curious how it changes your life on a day to day basis.
Worst? Briefs/underwear. I wear a small/medium in the waist (28-30"waist) so briefs that can hold it all together are too big, and briefs that fit everywhere else, i fall out of both sides.
Best? having two cocks.
dunno how to answer the sex life part. I'd have to have had only one at one point to know how having two effected it. Its great though, no complaints.
no need to apologize. I didnt have to do this so.. its cool.
When you helicopter, is it really super impressive, or does having an extra rotor just get in the way?
lol if im totally soft, its impressive. getting them to go different directions, thats something I'd love to be able to do, but cant.
Have you ever made an effort to find someone with two vaginas?
I guess if I woke up one morning with an extra dick, i could answer that. But its been there my whole life. dunno how to answer that.
Did you have any nicknames in Highschool?
Johnson & Johnson seems like a pretty good one.
A buddy nicked name me Double D.
you mean before sex? some freaked, others didnt and some laughed so nervously it made them go soft. Not ideal situation. ;)
Hi, thanks for doing the AMA! How old were you when you first realized you were "different"?
No idea. I always knew I had an extra one. My mom told me the other boys only had one, so I was special.
Fuck me, I can't even get one average sized penis and OP gets two.
:( sorry bra.
You ever just surprise a partner with them? Just for shock value of "oh, yeah, forgot to mention I have two weiners."
in my teens, yeah. it was priceless.
The internet can just go crash and burn now. We have peaked.
gee, i think that's a compliment. so thanks. :)
Have you ever peed and had both do the forked stream? That's a catastrophe with just one penis, I can't imagine how annoying it must be with four streams.
Yeah it's happened and is twice as devastating.
that would require a document stating that you give me half of the winnings when you win. ;)
do you have a girlfriend or are you waiting for the right 3 boobed woman to come along?
LOL yes, a girlfriend and boyfriend. no need for 3 boobies. lol
Have you ever been given a double fisted reach around?
Sorry for the vulgarity, but the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the pictures the other day was "Next level reach around if you're into dudes."
Edit: I leave for a couple hours and you people make this my most upvoted comment ever? I really do belong here.
My very own gold?! Happy new year stranger!
LOL actually yeah, i've had a guy pounding into me reach around with both hands and 'go skiing' ;)
You said you can ejaculate out of both at the same time, what about peeing, how does that work?
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?
theres gotta be a great joke reply here, but i cant think of one.